You,
human being. Me, Robosapien. Robosapien
is the world's first affordable programmable intelligent entertainment
humanoid, and he's light years ahead of any robot you've ever
encountered. Designed by an ex-NASA robotics physicist, Robosapien
is based on the science of applied biomorphic robotics. Which,
in dummy-speak, means Robosapien has been inspired
by the principles of biological systems – and we're not
talking washing powder. Loaded with attitude and brimming with
brainpower, this mind-blowing fusion of technology and personality
boasts fluid biomechanical movements that appear more human
than robotic.
Robosapien's
astounding pendulum walking motion makes other robots look as
useless as a Dalek on a doorstep. But there's so much more to
this state-of-the-art android than his ability to walk.
Robosapien can perform up to 67 pre-programmed
functions, including running, picking things up, throwing, kicking,
sweeping, dancing, belching, and rapping. He can even do Kung-fu
moves and (in yet another robot first) break wind. Fully programmable,
Robosapien can also execute a sequence of commands
in any combination that you select. For example, you can create
your own funky dance sequence and program Robosapien
to give you a high five when he's finished.
As
well as his phenomenally smooth movements, Robosapien
reacts to both touch and sound. Robospaiens
Interactive Reflex System uses a series of sensors
strategically located throughout his body to detect and avoid
obstructions. If you're wondering what kind of super computer
is required to program Robosapien you're wondering
up the wrong alley, as all functions and modes are controlled
by a super-sleek handheld remote.
Robosapien
really is the greatest thing to hit the world of domestic biomorphic
robotics (go on, admit it, you didn't know there was one) since
C-3PO was activated. Indeed, to paraphrase old Goldenrod himself:
"The odds of not being utterly gobsmacked by Robosapien
are precisely 957.9 billion to one!"
What a great ... and different gift for Christmas.
